The Truth

We are a secret organization dedicated to exposing the truth about eggs which the Earthly Dictatorship (ED) has kept from the innocent people of this planet for so long. In case you are not aware already, the ED is the only true government on this planet. The concept of countries is merely a fallacy that is perpetuated to ensure that war, the only thing preventing overpopulation, continues on for eternity. The one true leader of this dictatorship is Vajeen Amon, a famous Nigerian prince. At least, he was famous before the ED brainwashed us and wiped all of our memory of him after he was given the title of Dictator and International Chief (DIC). 

As we all know, eggs are very poisonous (see study by Eedi Owdic), but did you know that store bought eggs are not actually those of a chicken? In fact, they are actually of genetically modified Emus built for space combat? 

More information will be provided as we continue to unfold the dark secrets the ED is hiding.